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Glistening Chests: The Testosterone Fueled RPG

Journey into the horrifyingly sexist world depicted on the covers of all your favorite fantasy novels, but so rarely contained within their pages!

Not intented for the faint of heart, emotionally immature, or prudish, Glistening Chests paints a broad simplistic picture of a world full of gore, romance, and evil wizards. Or in other words, a cheesy spoof of typical fantasy artwork.

Glistening Chests is a 53 page PDF, with not a single illustration, but it's available for only $8.00 via Paypal.

For an idea of just how cheesy Glistening Chests is, please enjoy these two sample pages:

Sample 1- Contents Excerpt

Sample 2- Sample Adventure Excerpt

In celebration of the holidays, this complete adventure was published near the end of December 2009, and is free to download in its entirety:

The Sack of the Northern Pole